doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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