white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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