I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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