I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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