You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
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