a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
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