your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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