when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
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I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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