I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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