just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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