Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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