I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
In America we eat man semen.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
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