So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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