i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
the raccoons are back...
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