In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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