Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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