? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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