yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
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