the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
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