im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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