dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
You can't special order awesome
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Your penis caused this!
why is half of my head shaved?
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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