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(862): View more from New Jersey

:( I miss blowjobs.

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This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.

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(713): View more from Texas

she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..

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(250): View more from British Columbia

tequila makes me forget i have legs

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.

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(512): View more from Texas

I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.

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(630): View more from Illinois

don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.

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(336): View more from North Carolina

For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass

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(561): View more from Florida

His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me

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(626): View more from California

Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂

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