love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
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