I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
