The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
thus making me awesome and them whores
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
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