so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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