she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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