Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
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