my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Randomize
