they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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