This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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