ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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