Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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