honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
