Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
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