A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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