The maid of honor just puked.
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
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