their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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