The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
I want you more than these girls want KFC
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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