Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
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