ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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