i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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