$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
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