Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
one might say we're banned from that church
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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