no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
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