Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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