And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Who put my cat in the fridge?
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