You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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