Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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