is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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