Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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