dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
My dick has a subreddit
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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