I'm laying in your front yard are you home
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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