sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
