i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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