I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Randomize
